"They look for the missing link
There's no missing link
They'll never find the missing link
There's no missing link..."
"They say you taught me how to talk
Bet you wish you taught me how to stop
you're far away now, wish I could take a walk with you someplace
you explained me to our parents..."
"I come down the steps
I slip on the ice
Santa Claus been lookin'
Who's been naughty, who's been nice..."