"One day an alien landed in my backyard
At 1st i thought it was Captain Picard
but then i saw green tentacle things
and i knew it wasn't good tidings that they bring..."
|I Got Abducted by Aliens|
"Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor..."
|Im a Bum|
"Got a leaky faucet
the water comes out brown
the handle falls off the toilet
when I push it down..."