"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do..."
"With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere...."
"I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform...."