"You think you're special
And you're a standard guy
I'm gonna tell you
You're nothing but a standard guy..."
"My ladies, please come closer, my name is Random Tox
I have the great honor and pleasure to present you Turnex
The son of Durex, the blender for the next milennium
This is a revolution for your kitchen..."
"Standing at the machine every day for all my life
I'm used to do it and I need it
It's the only thing I want
It's just a rush, push, cash..."