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Cranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed

Saliva Susie's head was an incredible red

Spit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it

I grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn't get it

But in a minute the mini-bus would be in school

I liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool

Being cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach

They told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coach

I was never learning, The bus was driven by a German

She used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet Herman

Ornery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary

I hated Rotten Rita and Horney Harry

He used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beats

I would always cuss loudly on class retreats

Trashy freaks with big glasses and snotty noses

It turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie's body poses

I was always the kid who tripped the others

And shot spitballs at the Limpin' Gimpy Brothers

Sometimes I'd get mad and say I think I'm leaving

Coz they'd sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking Steven

Crotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back

Man, I'd kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack

When we got to school I couldn't wait for the ride home

Cuz I'd flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

Round And Round.... Round And Round

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

All Day Long

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

Round And Round.... Round And Round

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

All Day Long



I Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed Bridget

And Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget

Phlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs

I used to force him to drink spit and eat worms

Henry The Hunchback would never punch back

I'd beat him in the hump and then I'd take his lunch-pack

Everyone on the bus was a vegtable head

And the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted

Man, most of them were born with this initial vegetation

They told me I was gifted and in Special Education

Matilda The Gorilla used to give a real scare

She even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair

I liked being special, it was cool being different

Pukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff it

The short bus was packed full of moody vermins

I just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies Thermos

They all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom

While I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on

I got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge

But I knew something was wrong coz I was always in charge

After four years they realized I wasn't retarded

Man, how could this mistake happen, how was it started

My file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping

Turns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

Round And Round.... Round And Round

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

All Day Long

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

Round And Round.... Round And Round

The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round

All Day Long

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