"One day an alien landed in my backyard
At 1st i thought it was Captain Picard
but then i saw green tentacle things
and i knew it wasn't good tidings that they bring..."| I Got Abducted by Aliens "Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
 Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
 Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
 Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor..."
 Im a Bum "Got a leaky faucet
 the water comes out brown
 the handle falls off the toilet
 when I push it down..."
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