Here's a little London song
All about a young man's adventures in the big city
Here we go..."
"Im and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew
Im the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
Im the blackmail man..."
"You must have seen parties of Blockheads
With blotched and lagered skin
Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
What a horrible state they're in..."