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Neden Game(original)

on Sharon. Sharon, whats your question?

Sharon: Contestant number 1, i belive first impressions last forever. So lets

say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my

family. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick

#1: Lets see...hmm well id have to think about it. I might show up in a tux HA!

But I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your

mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry I smell

spaghetti, I pinch her loopy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY. Your dad

would probably start trippin, and get me pissed. I'd have to walk up and bust

him in his fuckin lips! Its dinnertime! We're hearin grace from your mother I

pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother. I'm steady starin at

your sister, I'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS!

After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40

to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her

till I nut in my underwear

~~~applause~~~

HOST: Now lets meet contestant number 2. He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead

freak who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him Stretch Nutz.

Sharon, lets hear your question...

SHARON: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who

expresses himself in his own special way. Number 2, if you fell in love with

me, exactly how would you let me know?

#2: First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a witchy bitch yo FUCK

YOU!! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin all these other

mutha fuckas outta here. I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all, then

find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!!??). Anyone who

looked at you would have to pay. I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day. I'd

grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em

both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya

naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!! Then we go to tha beach and walk through the

sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin as you spit it all

out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!

~~~laughter and applause~~~

HOST: Well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with

sensitivity Sharon. Its a tough choice so far. Sharon lets have your last

question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden

SHARON: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same

time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up

line be? Who ever's the smoothest wins!!

#1: Ok first, I'd sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I cant believe how

fuckin fat you are I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties

shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake

#2: FUCK THAT!! You'd be jackin me quick, I'd order you a drink, and stir it

with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply

walk up and stick my nutz in your face

#1: Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, that'll get her

#2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN BETTER

#1: Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two

he's mad whack, i walked in to a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket

Hooough tryin to fuck it, it was big fuckin smelly ass farm llama

DAMN DAWG!! how ya gonna diss your mama??

~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~

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