"Fire hydrant No 79 standin' on the corner by the no-parking sign
You're the only friend I got in Nashville Tennessee
You work for the city in the rain and in the fog
Gettin' no respect from the neighborhood dogs..."
|Humphrey The Camel|
"Let me tell you bout Humphrey the Camel amblin' across the sands umm
All the Nomads givin' him a great big hand
He's a big ugly Mammal and he's very very hairy
All the Shieks know he's a swinging Dromedary uhhuh oh yeah..."
|If Eggs Had Legs|
"If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees
They'd run through the flowers shinny up trees
When they tiptoe to the city better lock all the locks
They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks..."