"I've given up my nightlight 'cause I'm not scared of the dark.
I've tasted buttermilk. Sat through Jurassic Park.
I've taken off my training wheels, used adult shampoo.
Sometimes there's no limit to the scary things I'll do...."
"One day I was shopping in my local grocery store
I grabbed a big bar of chocolate
As I was heading for the door
I tossed the chocolate in my cart..."
|Brother For Sale|
"Well, we think this world
Is a real nice place
But we think that it's a crime
That we should have an older brother..."