"It?s Christmas time in moshlands and the supermarket roof glows red. Grandad?s roasting his nuts by the fire, he?s off his fuckin? head. The kids all dancing ?round the tree, grandma?s fuckin? trippin?.
Then a voice say?s ?Oh, put that bong down, finish those cans, you lot should be kippin?.
Santa?s coming anytime now, don?t ask me when don?t ask me how, he only seems to work part-time, one day a year it?s such a crime. I fuckin? knows what?s goin? on, that fat bastard?s signing on.
He fuckin? is, I?m telling you. I fuckin? seen him mone...."Stick Ewe World Cup Where The Sun Dont Shine
"STICK ?EWE WORLD CUP WHERE THE SUN DON?T SHINE
Designer shirts with a big red rose, a bloke called Lawrence who gets up my nose. I?d shut ?em all up, if I could. I wish to fuck Clive Woodward would.
?Ewe can stick ?ewe world cup where the sun don?t shine, wait until the Welsh boys run down the line.
?Ewe can take ?ewe O.B.E?s and lay ?em on the grass, stick ?ewe fuckin? chariots up ?ewe fuckin? ass...."The 12 Days Of Christmas
"THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Brought to you by TheUndertaker180..."The Ibifa Song (Clean Version)
"Yeah, FALARAKI.
As we takes off, to Ibifa, all our thoughts of love are fillin'
the air.
As we heads out to Ibifa we said "cobblers to our troubles and cares...."The Ospreys Song
"The Ospreys Song
They come from the East
They come from the West
They come from afar to face the best..."|
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