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Artist: Paul McDermott
Song Title: Your Jeans Are Too Tight
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This song is for the ladies, or as i like to call you... Women.
[verse 1]
I first saw you baby
In a Pair of pale blue slacks
(slacks)
Feigning Dis-interest
at the stares they'd attract
(tract)
They were cut low in the front
lower in the back
I could see clear to Hobart
Its a good thing you waxed
[chorus]
Your jeans are too tight
Your jeans are too tight
Im seeing the moon
And its not yet the night
Your jeans are too small
Your jeans are too small
If you were a Fella
Id see clear to your balls
Your jeans are too tight
Oh lady....
Your jeans are too tight
[chorus 2]
I must admit
That id never seen denim so strained
Your the kinda girl baby
That puts plumbers to shame
Now dont take offence
But your back rack is stacked
If i was a dealer
I couldnt move that much crack
[verse 3]
in your jeans you look great
in your jeans you look great
like a denim-clad camel toed
glued on your leg
your jeans must constrict
your jeans must constrict
whats that by your cuff?
dear god, its your lip!
[verse 4]
Your ankles look pale!
Has the blood been cut off?
Let me spend just a penny
In that stone wash coin slot
Look at that butt grin
Too cheeky to pass
That thong that your wearings
Just flossing your ass
[verse 5]
The elastic is stretched
With wreckless abandon
Like a tightrope of cotton
Across the grand canyon
Babe ill just ask ya
Now no misbehaving
Were you ever a roadie?
Did you work for Van Halen?
Im Raving,
Your Shaven
It couldnt be better
And thanks for reminding me
I must post that letter
(Letter) letter (letter)
Lett-errrrrr
[(spoken)And its quite a bulky post item too... Its quite large!]
[verse 6]
Your Jeans stick like glue
They look good on you
They make me feel like shopping
At BIG W
Its your jeans that i like
Its you jeans that i like
Can you touch your toes baby
So i can park my bike?
Your jeans are too tight
Your jeans are too tight
And i dont mind at allllll.....
(It's not like you're my woman!)

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