Paxton Tom - Dont Slay That Potato Lyrics

A B C D E F J H I G K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Lyrics Directory>> P>> Paxton Tom Singer Lyrics>> Dont Slay That Potato Song Lyrics
Artist: Paxton Tom
Song Title: Dont Slay That Potato
Visits: 649
Print Version


Don't Slay That Potato

by Tom Paxton



How can you do it? It's heartless, it's cruel.
It's murder, cold-blooded, it's gross.
To slay a poor vegetable just for your stew
Or to serve with some cheese sauce on toast.
Have you no decency? Have you no shame?
Have you no conscience, you cad,
To rip that poor vegetable out of the earth
Away from its poor mom and dad?

CHORUS:

Oh, no, don't slay that potato!
Let us be merciful, please.
Don't boil it or fry it, don't even freeze-dry it.
Don't slice it or flake it.
For God's sake, don't bake it!
Don't shed the poor blood
Of this poor helpless spud.
That's the worst kind of thing you could do.
Oh, no, don't slay that potato
What never done nothing to you!


Why not try picking on something your size
Instead of some carrot or bean?
The peas are all trembling there in their pod
Just because you're so vicious and mean.
How would you like to be grabbed by your hair
And ruthlessly yanked from your bed
And have done to you God knows what horrible things,
To be eaten with full-fiber bread?

(CHORUS)

It's no bed of roses, this vegetable life.
You're basically stuck in the mud.
You don't get around much. You don't see the sights
When you're a carrot or celery or spud.
You're helpless when somebody's flea-bitten dog
Takes a notion to pause for relief.
Then somebody picks you and cleans you and eats you
And causes you nothing but grief.

(CHORUS)

There ought to be some way of saving our skins.
They ought to be passing a law.
Just show anybody a cute little lamb
And they'll all stand around and go "Aw!"
Well, potatoes are ugly. Potatoes are plain.
We're wrinkled and lumpy to boot.
But give me a break, kid. Do you mean to say
That you'll eat us because we're not cute?

(CHORUS

Dont Slay That Potato Lyrics at Lyricstrue

E-Mail, IM, Text :
Websites & Blogs :
Forums :

Other Paxton Tom song Lyrics
  • Bottle Of Wine
    "BOTTLE OF WINE
    Ramblin' around this dirty old town
    Singin' for nickels and dimes
    Times getting rough I ain't got enough..."
  • Bound For The Mountains And The Sea
    "BOUND FOR THE MOUNTAINS AND THE SEA
    If you can't come along, Love, then you must stay behind
    You're bound to say farewell to me
    I must bid you goodbye, though I hate to see you cry..."
  • Changing My Name To Chrysler
    "I Am Changing My Name To Chrysler
    by Tom Paxton
    Oh, the price of gold is rising out of sight,
    And the dollar is in sorry shape tonight...."
  • Daily News
    "DAILY NEWS
    Civil rights leaders are a pain in the neck
    Can't hold a candle to Chang Kai Shek
    How do I know? I read it in the Daily News..."
  • High Sheriff Of Hazard
    "HIGH SHERIFF OF HAZARD
    Am C Am
    Now the High Sheriff of Hazard is a hard working man.
    C G..."
  • Hold On To Me Babe
    "HOLD ON TO ME BABE
    As my aching head is begging for a sleep that will not come
    I rise and walk the morning street again
    I keep wondering how you're doing and I wonder where you are..."
  • I Cant Help But Wonder Where Im Bound
    "I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHERE I'M BOUND
    It's a long and a dusty road
    It's a hot and a heavy load
    And the folks that I meet ain't always kind..."
  • If You Love That Politician
    "by Tom Paxton
    C G
    Someone had the right idea out in Iowa.
    G7 C..."
  • ...Show All

    •  Help make our music text archive better:
  • If you know some new information about Dont Slay That Potato, or other song from our site, that isn’t already on song page, please let us know, Any refinement, news, or comment is appreciated.
  • If information about Dont Slay That Potato, or any song from moodpoint directory is wrong, please contact us and write where the incorrect data should be replaced by correct data.
  • if you know song lyric, that isn’t already on moodpoint lyrics directory, please use "Add Lyrics" to submit it.

    You cannot find the text of a song?
  • Use "Find Lyrics" box on our site, try to use different artist or (and) song title(ex: Dont Slay That Potato) word forms.
    For example: Artist "Kane & Abel" can be found also by "Kane Abel" words.
  • If it has not helped, write us all information that you know about this song, we try to help you.


    • Home | | Privacy Policy | Add Lyrics |
    All lyrics are copyright of their respective owners. Copyright © 2007 moodpoint.com
    Home

    Privacy Policy
    Add Lyrics

    Top Songs
    Top Artists
    Top Albums

    Find Lyrics

    Other Artists
  • Pax 217
  • Pax 217 (Pax217)
  • Payable On Death
  • Payasonicos Los
  • Payge
  • Payne Kendall
  • Payolas
  • Pay The Girl
  • Pazuzu
  • Pd2

    Other Lyrics
  • My Ladys A Wild Flying Dove - Paxton Tom
  • One Million Lawyers - Paxton Tom
  • One Time Only - Paxton Tom
  • Out Of Luck Out On Another Highway - Paxton Tom
  • Outward Bound - Paxton Tom
  • Ramblin Boy - Paxton Tom
  • She Sits On The Table - Paxton Tom
  • Show Me A Pretty Little Number - Paxton Tom
  • The Bomb - Paxton Tom
  • The Marvelous Toy - Paxton Tom