Teddy And The Frat Girls - I Wanna Be A Man Lyrics

A B C D E F J H I G K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Lyrics Directory>> T>> Teddy And The Frat Girls Singer Lyrics>> I Wanna Be A Man Song Lyrics
Artist: Teddy And The Frat Girls
Song Title: I Wanna Be A Man
Visits: 617
Print Version


(Indescipherable foreign accent)
Is everybody ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let's go, everybody.


I'm sorry I'm a girl,
and not a man.
Then I could come all the time,
in the palm of my precious little hand.

Get drunk in the bars,
and act like a klutz.
It really wouldn't matter.
I'd be too stupid to be nuts.


(Chorus)
I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink.
A big, tough guy.
I'm sick of pink.

And if I was a man,
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I've fucked.
Just like all of you guys.

I'd be self-sufficent.
And I wouldn't need another.
But if I got a little boo-boo.
I'd go running back to my mother.


(Chorus)


And if I was a man,
I'd always be hot.
Wouldn't matter what I fucked,
Just as long as it's got a twat.

I'd just rip off her pants,
And fuck her, 1, 2, 3.
How did this stinking cunt,
Have the luck to find me.
(Ooo!)

(Chorus)



And if I was a man,
I could piss anywhere.
Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch.
When you're a man, you don't care.

I could fuck any time,
and be hard as a rock.
Spend my life worrying about
the size of my teeny little cock.


(Chorus)


And if I was a man,
All you sluts would give me head.
(I'd) Get my rocks off,
then I'd kick you out of bed.

Be tackless and boring,
with nauseating breath.
I'd be a worthless piece of shit
From birth until death.
(Everybody!)



(Chorus)

(Everybody sing)

(Chorus repeated in background)

I Wanna Be A Man Lyrics at Lyricstrue

E-Mail, IM, Text :
Websites & Blogs :
Forums :

Other Teddy And The Frat Girls song Lyrics
  • Alophen Baby
    "Some people like ass.
    Some people like tit.
    But nothing gets me going,
    Like liquid shit...."
  • Clubnite
    "You wore black leather,
    You took my number,
    You left me horney,
    Clubnite!..."
  • I Owe It to the Girls
    "I've got the clap.
    I'm going crazy.
    I'm getting mad.
    I'm awful lazy..."


  • Help make our music text archive better:
  • If you know some new information about I Wanna Be A Man, or other song from our site, that isn’t already on song page, please let us know, Any refinement, news, or comment is appreciated.
  • If information about I Wanna Be A Man, or any song from moodpoint directory is wrong, please contact us and write where the incorrect data should be replaced by correct data.
  • if you know song lyric, that isn’t already on moodpoint lyrics directory, please use "Add Lyrics" to submit it.

    You cannot find the text of a song?
  • Use "Find Lyrics" box on our site, try to use different artist or (and) song title(ex: I Wanna Be A Man) word forms.
    For example: Artist "Kane & Abel" can be found also by "Kane Abel" words.
  • If it has not helped, write us all information that you know about this song, we try to help you.


  • Home | | Privacy Policy | Add Lyrics |
    All lyrics are copyright of their respective owners. Copyright © 2007 moodpoint.com
    Home

    Privacy Policy
    Add Lyrics

    Top Songs
    Top Artists
    Top Albums

    Find Lyrics

    Other Artists
  • Teddy Bears
  • Teddy Pendergrass
  • Teddy Thompson
  • Teddy Wilson
  • Ted Black
  • Ted Dibiase
  • Ted Fio Rito
  • Ted Gaerdestad
  • Ted Grdestad
  • Ted Herold

    Other Lyrics
  • Turn Off the Lights - Teddy Pendergrass
  • When Somebody Loves You Back - Teddy Pendergrass
  • Youre My Latest My Greatest Inspiration - Teddy Pendergrass
  • Psycho - Teddy Thompson
  • Three Steps Down - Teddy Thompson
  • Carelessly - Teddy Wilson
  • Theres A Lull In My Life - Teddy Wilson
  • These Foolish Things - Teddy Wilson
  • You Cant Stop Me From Dreaming - Teddy Wilson
  • Automatic Lover - Teddybears Sthlm