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DIRTY OLD MAN

Dirty old man he played one
Taught me how to have some fun
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Two
He taught me just what to do

Three
Now he's playing with my knee

Four
Now we're laying on the floor

Five
Now the bee is in the hive
Six
Taught me how to do some tricks

Seven
Now I'll never get to heaven

Eight
Taught me how to masturbate

Nine
Now I do it all the time

Ten
Time for us to start again

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