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Johnny Twobags
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Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough - You say your life is hard - Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard - Don't play me for a fool. - Your dad wasn't traded for a mule. - Do you know what I mean - Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - Ken is struck in a wheel chair - His spine is bent beyond repair - He's not singin' the blues - and you never even ? of a ? excuse - So at school you might have failed - But there's men being raped in jail - They should be singing the blue - and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - It's ok, so don't be sad - that your sad - cause your still rad - to me - Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - It's ok, so don't be sad - that your sad - cause your still rad - to me - You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose - Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
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