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Artist: Weird Al
Song Title: Jurassic Park
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I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes and before long they
were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well believe me...This has been one losy day

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Somoeone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kind of eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting bisembowled always makes me kind of mad
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well I suppose that proves...they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid thos things will harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm they're dinner not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well this sure ain't no E-ticket
Tink I'll tell 'em where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no...Oh no

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