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Like A Surgeon
Weird Al

Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

I finally made it through Med-School
Somehow I made it through.
I'm just an intern, so I'll still make
A mistake or two..

I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid
Yeah, I'm trying to avoid a
Malpractice suit..

Like a surgeon
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Better give me all your gauze nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see that IV
Here we go
Time to operate
I'll pull his insides out
Yeah, I'll pull his insides out
And see what he ate....

Like a surgeon (hey!)
Cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants on mind..

It's a fact, I'm a quack
A disgrace to the AMA
Because my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon (hey)
Cutting for the very last time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

Like a surgeon
Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh
Like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel,
And my forceps,
And retractors....


Like a surgeon.....




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