Weird Al - Phoney Calls Lyrics

A B C D E F J H I G K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Lyrics Directory>> W>> Weird Al Singer Lyrics>> Phoney Calls Song Lyrics
Artist: Weird Al
Song Title: Phoney Calls
Visits: 632
Print Version


Phoney Calls
Weird Al

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
And you're stuck inside the house all alone
That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone
Dial a random number up on your telephone
You ask if their refrigerator is running
Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it
Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from
They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
Listen to me
Don't go makin' phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks up the wall
But it's really gettin' old fast

Little Melvin has a natural obsession
Askin' for Prince Albert in a can
He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four
He won't be laughin when they're tracin' his line
One day the phone police will be there at his door
Yo, hear me

Don't go makin' phony calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
How long is this phase gonna last?
Come on

Moe's bar, what'll ya eat, beat or drink?
Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch.
Hold on. I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

Don't go makin' phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
You went through the New York City phone book and prank called 'em all
Hope that you grow out of this fast

Dont' go makin' phony calls,
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
Betcha think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall
But you're just a pain in the aaa....


From LBV10000 (lisa_vincent2002@yahoo.com)

Phoney Calls Lyrics at Lyricstrue

E-Mail, IM, Text :
Websites & Blogs :
Forums :

Other Weird Al song Lyrics
  • Albuquerque
    "Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the
    stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the
    street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know the place... Well anyway,
    back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy......"
  • Alternative Polka
    "Alternative Polka
    Weird Al
    "Loser" by Beck
    Soy un perdidor..."
  • Amish paradise
    "As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
    But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know I shun fancy things like electricity..."
  • Cavity search
    "Listenin' to the Muzak
    Hearin' people scream
    Sittin' in the waiting room
    Readin' crappy magazines..."
  • E-Bay
    "A used
    Pink bathrobe,
    A rare
    mint snowglobe,..."
  • Eat It!
    "Eat It!
    Weird Al
    How come you're always such a fussy young man,
    Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,..."
  • Everything you know is wrong
    "I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
    With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
    When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
    Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes..."
  • Germs
    "Sometimes I really want to be alone
    But that's one state I'm never in
    Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
    Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin..."


  • Help make our music text archive better:
  • If you know some new information about Phoney Calls, or other song from our site, that isn’t already on song page, please let us know, Any refinement, news, or comment is appreciated.
  • If information about Phoney Calls, or any song from moodpoint directory is wrong, please contact us and write where the incorrect data should be replaced by correct data.
  • if you know song lyric, that isn’t already on moodpoint lyrics directory, please use "Add Lyrics" to submit it.

    You cannot find the text of a song?
  • Use "Find Lyrics" box on our site, try to use different artist or (and) song title(ex: Phoney Calls) word forms.
    For example: Artist "Kane & Abel" can be found also by "Kane Abel" words.
  • If it has not helped, write us all information that you know about this song, we try to help you.


  • Home | | Privacy Policy | Add Lyrics |
    All lyrics are copyright of their respective owners. Copyright © 2007 moodpoint.com
    Home

    Privacy Policy
    Add Lyrics

    Top Songs
    Top Artists
    Top Albums

    Find Lyrics

    Other Artists
  • Weird Al Yankovic
  • Weird Al Yankovich
  • Weird Al YankovicL
  • Weisse Apostel
  • Weissglut
  • Wei Kreuz
  • Welbilt
  • Welch Bob
  • Welch Kevin
  • Welch Lenny

    Other Lyrics
  • The night santa went crazy - Weird Al
  • The saga begins - Weird Al
  • The weird al show theme - Weird Al
  • Trigger Happy - Weird Al
  • Truck drivin song - Weird Al
  • Your horoscope for today - Weird Al
  • ALLES WAS MIR BLEIBT - Weisse Apostel
  • DINGE DIE MICH BEWEGEN - Weisse Apostel
  • DU UND ICH - Weisse Apostel
  • EIN UNSTILLBARES SCHWEIN - Weisse Apostel