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Song Title: Nine Coronas
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The girl looks good to me, good to me,
She looked like Pamela Lee
After nine corona??s

I began to kiss her,
Undid her zipper,
She looked like Claudia Schiffer
After nine corona??s

When I met her at the bar,
Se said she was on Baywatch,
When she got into my car,
She looked a lot like Sasquatch

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaaahhhhh

Nine corona??s

She kinda looked like Mr. Spock,
??live long and prosper??
But she was Courtney Cox,
After nine corona??s

We were hot with passion,
We were mashing,
??Cause she looked like Jennifer Anniston
After nine corona??s

Late into the night,
I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candle light,
She looked like Grant Farley

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh

Nine corona??s

She was fat and stinky,
And kinda sticky,
But she looked like Christie Brinkley
After nine corona??s

She looked like Pee Wee Herman,
??that??s my name, don??t wear it out??,
But she was Uma Thurman
After nine corona??s

In our 23rd position,
I think I got a whiplash,
She was really bitchin??,
Except for her moustache

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
Waaaahhhhh

She was bigger than a Winnabago,
A way to go,
She looked like Lisa Kudrow
After nine corona??s

She was no Cindy Crawford,
Cindy Craford,
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford
After nine corona??s

Open up another bottle,
I started drinking more beer,
So I could wake up,
Next to Heather Locklear

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yaaaaaaaaah

Nine corona??s
(repeat till fade)



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