Yankovic Weird Al - Headline News Lyrics

A B C D E F J H I G K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Lyrics Directory>> Y>> Yankovic Weird Al Singer Lyrics>> Headline News Song Lyrics
Artist: Yankovic Weird Al
Yankovic Weird Al Author
Song Title: Headline News
Visits: 687
Print Version


@HEADLINE NEWS
Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
Music by Crash Test Dummies

Once there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
And brought along his spraypaint
And when he finally came back
He... had... cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so... hard...

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be
A figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She... saw... some other girl who was better
So she hired some guy
To club her in the knee... cap....

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound-bites
And sold their TV movie rights

And then there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night
That she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He... found... that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain, it had always just
Been... there....

Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anil (Bob) Kapur


"The answers to life's problems

Headline News Lyrics at Lyricstrue

E-Mail, IM, Text :
Websites & Blogs :
Forums :

Other Yankovic Weird Al song Lyrics
  • Amish Paradise
    "As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take look at my wife and realize she's very plain
    But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know I shun fancy things like electricty..."
  • Everything You Know Is Wrong
    "I don't care
    If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
    You can go
    And run your vacuum during my favorite show..."
  • Cavity Search
    "Listenin' to the Muzak
    Hearin' people scream
    Sittin' in the waiting room
    Readin' crappy magazines..."
  • The Alternative Polka
    "We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
    He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak
    He never used to hang around with the guys
    He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies..."
  • Gump
    "by "Weird Al" Yankovic
    parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the USA
    Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.
    "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark...."
  • Syndicated Inc.
    "My whole family
    Loves "Three's Company"
    See the reruns constantly
    There on my TV..."
  • I Remember Larry
    "Ohhhhhh...
    I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
    Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
    I was tense, I was nervous,..."
  • Phony Calls
    "Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
    The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
    'Cause it's just one of those days
    It's just one of those days..."


  • Help make our music text archive better:
  • If you know some new information about Headline News, or other song from our site, that isn’t already on song page, please let us know, Any refinement, news, or comment is appreciated.
  • If information about Headline News, or any song from moodpoint directory is wrong, please contact us and write where the incorrect data should be replaced by correct data.
  • if you know song lyric, that isn’t already on moodpoint lyrics directory, please use "Add Lyrics" to submit it.

    You cannot find the text of a song?
  • Use "Find Lyrics" box on our site, try to use different artist or (and) song title(ex: Headline News) word forms.
    For example: Artist "Kane & Abel" can be found also by "Kane Abel" words.
  • If it has not helped, write us all information that you know about this song, we try to help you.


  • Home | | Privacy Policy | Add Lyrics |
    All lyrics are copyright of their respective owners. Copyright © 2007 moodpoint.com
    Home

    Privacy Policy
    Add Lyrics

    Top Songs
    Top Artists
    Top Albums

    Find Lyrics

    Other Artists
  • Yanni
  • Yannick
  • Yannick Noah
  • Yann Tiersen
  • Yardbirds
  • Yasar
  • Yasmeen
  • Yasmeen feat. Ghostface Killah, Jazze Pha
  • Yasmeen F/ Justin
  • Yasmeen with Justin

    Other Lyrics
  • UHF - Yankovic Weird Al
  • Polkamon - Yankovic
  • La Voix Des Sages - Yannick Noah
  • Les Lionnes - Yannick Noah
  • Simon Papa Tara - Yannick Noah
  • Ces Soirees La - Yannick
  • JAime Ta Maille - Yannick
  • Niki Nana - Yanni
  • (Shes So) Respectable - Yardbirds
  • A Certain Girl - Yardbirds